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Here it is folks.

The elephant was standing there, peacefully painting the all seeing eye, relaxing and drinking a beer, when a crow came roaring from above (yes, crows roar..) and the little elephant freaked.

A gigantic battle took place in this dark room. No lives were lost, it was mainly a chase to live. The only loss was the poor elephants beer which you can see smashed on the ground. The elephant was quite content running from the crow, until it noticed an evil mouse on the ground chasing him, so he lept onto a convenient stack of 4 books right beside him, which was simply too high for the mouse to reach him. He then waited patiently on the planet of jupiter, staring at his unfinished painting, clutching his paint brush for protection against the airborne creature.

Night time soon same, and Jupiters 4 moons were shining in all their glory. The elephant maintained his defensive stance, still armed with his paintbrush. The crow was getting bored, hovering just above him 30 feet away. The mouse on the other hand, seemed quite distracted, looking at a shadow type figure on the ground, which may possibly have been the almighty 'Majesty' symbol used to warp little children from place to place.

Then, out of nowhere, flashed an almighty light, coming from the center of the majesty symbol. The light decipated, revealing a little boy, his hands calmly held behind his back by his own will. The mouse was stunned.... paralyzed in fact. His initial thoughts were true. He couldn't move. His muscles were immovable, all he would do was watch.

The crow however was fine, but got the absolute crap scared out of it. The stupid bird continued hovering, but decided after a short while to flee the area and steal what was most important to the elephant. THE PAINTING!

Meanwhile, the kid wondered around the area, oblivious to what was going on. He did however, pass the broken glass on the ground and his mind wondered for a while on what had happened.

One might wonder, 'how didn't the kid notice the elephant?' Well, this elephant was no ordinary elephant. He was a super special awesome NINJA ELEPHANT with god-like abilities in undetection and wraith like stunts. He went unnoticed.

Much time passed, before the little boy found what he was looking for; the door to his new home. Much like a paradise, his face lit up as he saw the light and the beautiful blue skies. He then continued to walk through the door and started flying through the sky, held up by the soundwaves coming from JP's guitar on the new album. He soon realised he was on a giant slipery slide, down the side of once of JP's biceps into a happy life for eternity. The end.